Ree is the Magic Number.

Kenner released around 100 different action figures between 1977 and 1985. I’d be hard-pressed to name one that has a more compelling sculpt, more attention to detail, and just generally more love poured into it than the diminutive Ree-Yees from Return of the Jedi. It’s ironic considering that the character had about 1.8 seconds of […]


The Take-Down Two.

Who do you call to lead a merry band of Rebels into battle? Oh yeah: Admiral Ackbar and General Lando “Lady’s Choice” Calrissian. That is of course if you want to kick some ass.


Doing Bib’s Bidding.

If I haven’t said it before I’ll say it now. The vintage Bib Fortuna action figure is approximately 100% creepier than the actual character from Return of the Jedi. I like that the guys at Kenner decided to give him some extra mojo in the blood-curdling department. No extra charge! Now before I sign off […]




Leia’s Midnight Ride.

This marks the first time I’ve photographed the vintage Speeder Bike. As toys go it’s a fairly genius design that features a tension bar for holding the action figure’s legs into place, steering flaps on the rear that articulate in conjunction with the bottom struts, and of course the best – a secret button that […]



The Beast in Me.

Also an outtake from an earlier shoot. I like how this one captures the quiet and regal side of a rare Star Wars classic.


Threepio.

Just cleaning out some old directories and came across this outtake from a set-up I put together almost two years ago. If memory serves me well, the Biker Scout was the only figure that I actually bought from the ROTJ line back in the summer of 1983. At the ripe age of 12 I was […]


The Rock Bottom Gang.

Essentially a man-sized leech featuring flaccid skin and absurdly-long atrophied arms, the Amanaman creature from Return of the Jedi is a double dog dare in the grotesque. Did I mention his knobby staff decorated with the skulls of his hapless victims? Yeah, well there’s that too. As you can see the vintage action figure in […]